The Global Exclaimer
Mark ConnollyThe Global Exclaimer is where I react to things Global that need Exclaiming. Also serialized speculative fiction.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 180 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 3 months ago |
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The Screaming Monkey's Head - Late Evening After Compline
Kindly Bob is polishing a mug that has no hope of becoming cleaner. The fire is low. There’s a smell of ale, woodsmoke, and something faintly eschatological.
The tavern is otherwise empty, save for two men. They sit at the corner table, on...
SOTU - Beyond the Fact-Check
I did not watch the State of the Union address. I don’t think I’m alone in that. Many people just find our whole political scene exhausting. Consequently, when people decide to see what the fuss is all about, they tend to read reactions to...
De-Crapinator™ Activated
The GLOB’s Patented De-Crapinator™ De-Crapinating is dirty work.
The Glob’s patented De-Crapinator™1 was activated by the following:
What is your fake name?
George Washingmachine
Please type in what you would like De-Crapinated. If it...
Santa and Aquinas Walk Into a Bar
It was a chill November day when a sleigh pulled up and docked out front of The Screaming Monkey’s Head. The man in the sled had a rather amorphous aspect, looking one way to some, another way to others. Most passers-by were more interested...
Kindly Bob
At 3am local standard Kindly Bob set the Anti-de Sitter drive to station-keeping, closed the wooden cabinet, and said “Standard pub.” A fractionally small section of space-time was manipulated by the the ship and it morphed into a tavern by...
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Cigars and whiskey fuel these pages. And port, a good tawny port. I am the founder of The Hermetic Order Of The Ruminantia™, about which nothing more may be said.
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