Schminkie's Substack
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| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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To the Men of Stacksville
Please don’t wear your hat indoors. And heaven knows please don’t wear your hat at the dinner table. It is simply not done. It makes you look like a rube. An oaf. A lout. A goddamn jackass. No really. And the backward baseball hat? Jesus Ch...
An ‘Umble Tribute to the Deserving
I, Schminkie, pay tribute to Stackers and Stackettes who take valued time out of their day to read my opuses and even comment favorably. That’s what I said, favorably. They flatter me. They honor me. But it is a puzzlement.
I do read their...
Medicare for All Ooo Lala
In Gay Paree I went in a store to buy my wife something nice. There were three people working the customerless shop which was near the Opera and pretty nice. Schminkie being Schminkie I struck up a conversation with my guy. We ended up talk...
Anal Bleaching
Hi Muffy. What’s new?
If getting my anus bleached is new, then that’s what I’m doing.
Anal bleaching? Seriously?
Very seriously, Madge.
Meaning no offense honey, but why?
Well it’ll give my confidence a boost for one thing and for my l...
Murder!
Two more murders at the hands of ICE. And counting. Seems like our U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has a bad habit of treating traffic stops as capital crimes punishable by death, administered with dispatch, and televised.
News me...
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