Schminkie's Substack
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| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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Schminkie’s Krazy Korner
Word of the Day Babealiscious
Just because that a car is flashing its directionals it doesn’t mean it will turn.
If you get into a bar fight always remember after the first punch is thrown it’s broken up. It’s over. Get it? Get it?
Some Times They Are a’Changin’
In the world of BDSM - that’s Bondage and Discipline Sadism and Masochism to you {What a mouthful, eh?} - it has been a long standing practice wherein the dominant party commands the ‘other’ to shave or wax the entirety of the pubic hair al...
Seatbelts
What’s on my mind? Seatbelts. They plague me them seatbelts. The factories always {like always} position them juuust behind the seat in the narrow space betwixt seat and door. The time came when I dislocated my left arm trying to get at the...
The World's Safest Driver
Turned into traffic and found myself behind the world’s safest driver. He was doing 15 under the limit, 35 mph. It wasn’t long before I could tell he was resolute. Resolute in a no passing zone. He never wavered.
My street was in view. It...
A Day
Spring was outdoing itself. Walking up and down hills on Highway 18. Listening to Cuarteto Caney. Freshly mown grass. Two owls speaking. Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you? Five chickens peck on an unlikely lawn.
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