Marquita Norwood
hater. propagator of smutty chain texts. abuser of recherché vocabulary. adamant supporter of the Silly Goose Agenda™️. owner of one bodacious brain cell.
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| Issues | 14 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 12 days ago |
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Three things I hated this week: threesomes, customer service patrons and Americans moving to Berlin for the aesthetic
Threesomes:
Entertainment and porn has greatly romanticized the ménage à trois, presenting them as hedonistic trios of delight where all involved parties are somehow achieving a sexual harmony that would gag Vātsyāyana. They are always pai...
Three things I hated this week: lazy $35 ‘viral’ t-shirts with no design, Boomer men hating their wives and words that repulse me
HATE:
How Print-on-Demand services turned every viral phrase into lazy, overpriced T-shirt “businesses:”
Very little reveals the modern collapse of effort and the hasty participation in uninspired, capitalist ventures like opening Etsy an...
Three things I hated this week: stressful checkouts, the bullshit of ‘appification’ and cult-like sober activity groups
HATE:
The high-anxiety period that follows immediately after checkout:
I wasn’t raised in a sleepy town with a population of 8,000, where citizens have no need to move with urgency. I fully understand and abide by the metropolitan co...
Three things I hated this week: personal style doesn’t make sense anymore, loud music on the subway and inter-ethnic straight couples as content
HATE:
How people’s personalities and interests are no longer informing their personal style:
I miss the time in the not so distant past when you could look at someone’s outfit and infer at least one thing about them somewhat accura...
Three things I hated this week: backless stools, well-done steak & uninspired nudes
Backless stools at a bar: Aware this is a boomer-coded take but Lucifer has reserved an iron chair in hell for the venue owners who furnish their bars with these lumbar lacerators. Seated between the inventor of QR code menus and the first...
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