Mary Oliver's Drunk Substack
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Look Inside Sheraton Boston’s Whimsical new ‘Goodnight Moon’ Suite
I know everyone is wanting the drunk bathroom raccoon poem but did you ever think it hits a little too close to home?? JK I’m working on it for next week. Thank you for the 10.3 thousand DMs. I feel seen and loved.
Also of importance, I fi...
Stephen King Played Mambo No. 5 So Much His Wife Threatened to Divorce Him Over It
Hi so this is a perfect headline and if I were the type of person to ever not want in on a joke, I would say “no notes.”
But, of course I am me and so I do in fact have notes. and by notes I mean a poem, duh!
One of the first things I do...
Bears Have a Strange Habit; They Sit Just to Admire Nature
Speaking of pause, I was startled today by the realization that younger generations have no idea what, “please be kind, rewind” means. Blockbuster hive rise up!!!
Annnnyyyyyyway, if that deep thought has you itching to stare at nature for...
A Big Butt Starfish Just Turned Up on the Coast of Argentina
Leave it to a big-butt starfish to get me out of my substack slump. How could I resist taking a crack at this? (heheh)
Let me begin by saying two adages I wrote for this poem but couldn’t wedg(ie) in:
- One man’s junk in the trunk
is...
Search Teams in BC Rush To Aid Man— Discover He Was Just Singing Nickelback
You’re welcome
If you didn’t hear that subject line in a Chad Kroeger voice, you may as well stop reading this right now—you don’t deserve a Nickelback poem. (sorry, the truth hurts!!!)
Now that it’s just us Nickelheads (no idea if that’s...
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