Michelle’s Metaphors
Michelle, Nurgul Jones, jeanquackMy personal Substack
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 50 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 11 days ago |
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To Yiff Another Day
A short while ago I went to a local thrift store at lunchtime to see what goodies I could find, and I saw this mid fur suit. No hands or feet, just kinda sad and used. Then a few days later, suggested I write about it so here I am.
First,...
Scarestack Day 24: Tusk (2014)
Thanks and everyone involved in Fall of the House of Scarestack this year for making it badass and for including me in the fun! If you don’t know me, hi! I love movies, but don’t often write reviews.
Tusk is honestly one of my favorite f...
Absurdism to Death
Let me just start this off by saying, no I haven’t read [insert name of every philosopher] but that’s part of the issue, I’ve read other people’s takes and had conversations about these things ad nauseum. Last year I did however read Medita...
Painting: Solanum americanum
In the spring of 2023, I was in the midst of big life changes. The cusp of regaining my confidence, accepting my inner strength, my voice, and reclaiming my feminine. All at once it seemed my back yard became filled with bushes and bushes o...
Controversy in the Quilt Community
There are some rules in quilting that are universally accepted and don’t cause big waves like, sew your seams at 1/4 of an inch, and iron religiously. And there are more loose “rules” like iron your seams to once side, preferably toward the...
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The writers behind this newsletter.
Low-effort art/writing/crafts, shit posting, and quilts. Hater of AI and clankers
Internet Ethnography and the speculative fiction of being human (written by someone who is, still under investigation). Expect occasional clarity in investigation & essay (and the strong possibility that I’m wrong, but interestingly wrong)
I write at the intersection of me wanting to write and me actually writing
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