Michelle’s Metaphors
Michelle, Nurgul Jones, jeanquackMy personal Substack
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| Issues | 44 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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Generational Wars
I see a lot of Boomer hate, and ok maybe that generation has done quite a lot of damage to the current state of things. But, let’s not forget that many of them used to be hippies and protested wars and pushed for equal rights, and feminism....
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Gallows Humor and Edge Lords
Sir! Please go back to your room, you are under quarantine.
I was motivated to write about this very specific thing after reading Nurgul’s piece on “Rapestack” (which is great and you should check it out.) But, my comment started to get a...
Things XXXX Broke
Things XXXX broke:
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bathroom door in apartment
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4 doors in house
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3 kitchen drawers
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2 pairs of eyeglasses
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phone screen
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phone battery
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several kitchen trashcans (after dumping contents all over kitchen)
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r...
Rollerballz
I like to watch movies and their remakes and compare, I’ve recently done a 12 Angry Men side by side. So, here’s Rollerball from 1972 and 2002. Here’s my take on these two side by side.
Right out the gate, you know these films have a very...
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Low-effort art/writing/crafts, shit posting, and quilts. Hater of AI and clankers
Internet Ethnography and the Speculative Fiction of being human (written by someone who is, still under investigation). Expect occasional clarity in investigation & essay (and the strong possibility that I’m wrong, but interestingly wrong)
I write at the intersection of me wanting to write and me actually writing
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