Happiest Dyke on Earth
Molly McCloyThoughts on Happiness, Queerness, Healing, and Writing, with Trauma Writing Lessons for Paid Subscribers
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The Assassin's Book Report
Greetings, loyal readers. This 1973 photograph of two-year-old me wearing a striped dress plays a prominent part in the “Assassin’s Book Report” chapter of Nine Grudges, excerpted below. At the beginning of the story, set during my senior y...
Nine Grudges and a Paper Crown
Hey all. This month instead of an article, I have for you a video of my eighty-year-old Minnesota farm boy dad doing pull ups. Hang tough, Minneapolis! Can you guess how many he can do? See the video link below. There. That’s my hook.
My...
Trauma Writing Lesson 7
Insult Your Antagonist (and Yourself)
Hi, loyal students! Welcome to Trauma Writing Lesson 7. For this lesson, I’ll draw on the Using Narrative Agency and Comedy to Write About Trauma workshop I conducted for the University of Arizona a fe...
The Split Screen of Queer Joy and Horror
(photo of my 1998 journal: “Things are getting grim, so eat all the pussy you can, while you still can”)
A few mornings ago I read these two headlines in sequence:
Fortune Feimster to star as Nibbles the Beaver in Zootopia 2
Welder Murd...
On Being a Happy Dyke in 2025
(Photo Credit: Rebecca Curtiss, 2025)
So, before I get into my ideas about being simultaneously happy and dykey, and before I reveal where I found the gayest sweater ever…I want to announce my reading at Mortified in Los Angeles on Sept. 1...
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My memoir Nine Grudges: The Spiteful Origins of the Happiest Dyke on Earth won the 2023 Quill Prose Award from Red Hen Press, to be published in September 2026.
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