Mustard's Diner
JustSomeMustard, lucky breakThere's nothing finer than a meal at Mustard's diner!
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 40 | Founded | 6 months ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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Heart and Mouth Are Burning Red
Mustard does not know much about the human anatomy. Growing up condiments were not taught about the human anatomy as we were never expected to interact with humans beside our usual tasks. They have learned that humans are animals and animal...
Lucky Break takes Matters into Her Own Hands
Mustard has observed that becoming an adult is one of the most challenging and confusing things for a human. There is no official guide that is giving to a human on how to properly act. A human learns from their environment and those within...
Bethany Paige Campbell is Always Braced For Something
Mustard has observed that some humans feel what is known as “anxiety.” This is a feeling that is uncommon to Mustard as a condiment. Anxiety can take shape in many forms and behave in various manners. Its foundation can be laid by other thi...
Mustard's Cafe Presents: Art Gallery Showcase
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Good evening!
Mustard would like to thank everyone for being here tonight. Tonight Mustard’s Cafe...
A Teenager Shares His Thoughts at Mustard's Diner
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NO TRESPASSING. THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS. IF YOU READ PAST THIS YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE....
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A semi-sentient condiment that runs a digital diner. Aspiring pixel artist. Part-time poet
writing about my life and music. san francisco, ca.
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