My Banjo Wants To Kill Your Mama
Jackson RichThis is where I publish short stories about life in the US south and the dank underbelly tourists never see...
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The Final Cut
No wife.
No kids.
None that acknowledge my existence.
No mother.
One father
(thank god)
who’s not what you’d call an affectionate person…not given to expressions of any emotion other than anger and severe disappointment.
There will...
First, The Favor
You could watch a thousand websites and see what I see.
I only watch you. You’re the dream, the ice cream of those that seem…
God, you’re hair. So messy. Wild.
Life.
Earth.
Why can’t I wait until…I wait…
You see. I KNOW you see.
Red...
No One Knows
The council took a little break. Tempers had gotten a little heated.
You’d think voting on a proposed data center would be a simple discussion for a community who desperately needed…something…rural Tn and let’s make sure to kill enough dee...
Stacy’s New Year
Robert was a puddle of donkey mung in the eye of any God on any starry, starry night, oh my gosh isn’t eternity wonderful, Heaven, Shambala or any other paradise that could possibly exist in mind or body.
It was these thoughts that ran th...
2031
“GodDAMN It’s hard being in charge of the human race. This chromosome.
That chromosome.
What do I care if I spit out nothing but girls or Brad Pitts or the Son of fuckin’ Sams? I yam what I yam and so are my nuts.”
He turned to his bookc...
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Southern Curmudgeon, non-niche, essays, stories, music, free. Frightened by evil dolls. There will be swear words. Love Child of Jack Nicholson and Hunter Thompson. Bio pages are dumb.
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