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Larry the Number 10 Cat
Larry is a domestic tabby cat who serves as the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office at 10 Downing Street, the official residence and office of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He was rescued from the streets by the Battersea Dogs &...
Who Am I? Part II
Earlier I was dwelling on the question: ‘Who am I?’
The most important conclusion of that essay was: the ‘self’ is neither a fixed object, nor a permanent one.
A living being is a transient organisation of matter, energy and physical proc...
Geoffrey: And His Prized Rat
Today I saw a proud cat walking with her prized catch, a mouse held firmly by the neck. The sight rekindled the memory of an incident my doctor friend once told me.
She was sitting at her kitchen table, desperately trying to finish a paper...
Funny Poems Volume 04 (10_12)
10 Honking trains 28/09/2026
I sat by the window to write a funny poem,
I had my shower, eggs and tea by nine am.
I was searching for a word to rhyme with ‘bonk’,
When a train suddenly gave a loud big honk.
That broke my rhythm and I l...
Geoffrey and his Girlfriend
I pressed the bell at my doctor friend’s house and a cat meowed at me from a shrub near the driveway. I turned to hail my pal, but that was not Geoffrey. It was a different cat, well-groomed and handsome. I thought the meow was quite friend...
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