New Yorker Rejections
Amelia DiamondAll the pitches and on-spec submissions that other publications didn't want. Also a bunch of "wouldn't it be funny if..." ideas that I started but don't feel like finishing.
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Got another rejection!!!
Hi! I bet you are absolutely not asking, “Where has she been??,” nor saying things like, “Boy oh boy, my inbox is really taking a hit due to the lack of insipid droolings written by that random person whose newsletter I signed up for on a g...
Survival Tips for Cuffing Season
Something terrible has happened and a few of my pitches were green-lit, which means I’m now on deadline (which is when my true insanity leaks out so get ready for that), so this week’s Substack is a short stack as opposed to the usual black...
All Sorts of Dinners, Besides Girl Ones (watch out: this submission is where Jokes go to Die)
If you’re only here for this week’s rejected New Yorker pitch, scroll down for 100 years; it’s toward the bottom. Otherwise, buckle up for a three minute long stream of consciousness:
I woke up unfunny today!!!!! Does that ever happen to y...
Diana Ross's Thanksgiving Invitation List!
Hi sharks!
Today I’m technically pitching YOU with something that I’ve obsessed over since 2016: Who gets invited to Diana Ross’s Thanksgiving???
I shopped it to The Cut in 2019 during one of my rare pitch-productivity bursts. (Fueled by...
How to Catch a Runaway Sheep, Maybe
Hi! Okay so this one requires some backstory:
In 2017, because I was taking so long to get my shit together on my own book, my very patient, first-ever book agent asked if I’d throw my hat in the ring for an IP project.
An IP project mea...
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