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Going Lawyer Mode to prove that it was KD in those chats

Roundup

  • Apologies for radio silence…Mardi Gras 2026 has ended and I am back looking at my computer. New Orleans: what a town. Obviously the high-level takeaway from both near and far is the Shia LaBeouf dustup…blog policy dictates that...
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Dispatch: The Smoothie King Center Cuck Chair

Preliminary business:

  • January…enough already. Ready for 2026 to ‘begin in earnest.’ Haven’t heard a great or even really good album this year yet—Dry Cleaning was okay. Love the song where she’s mad about cleaning. I love tidying but i...
4 months ago
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Stress-Testing Cam Newton's Memetic Potential

A series of welcome messages:

  • Happy New Year. Not much has happened—love that everyone agrees that December doesn’t really exist from a cultural standpoint, we just spam lists and predictions instead. I think it’s fun, things don’t ha...
5 months ago
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The Never Hungover Best of 2025

Love December…we all just sort of agree that it doesn’t exist and get to look back at the year instead. Have come around on lists—they’re fun, help you find something new, argue. It’s good. Still short on gift guides though—no idea how you...

6 months ago
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Why is Charlie Kirk's Face on the Michael Jordan No No No Meme?

Points of order:

  • Late November: the best time of the year. A chill creeps through the year, nighttime introduces itself increasingly earlier, people start making lists. Just saw my first gift guide of the season. The Giants, Saints, N...
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