Ninjastroni
<°°> /°°\ π••π <••> A digital laboratory for creative expression.
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Shore, Y-Knot
Shore, Y-Knot
Lyrics by Ninjastroni (100% human)
Music/Vocals Created with Suno
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(Verse 1)
The water is dark,
and if there be tigers,
we’ll sign...
Turtle Style
Turtle Style
Ninjastroni 2026
My
is home to
a small turtle
that snacks on apples.
He nabs, nips, and nibbles.
Juice spritzes onto his suit
with each slice that he bites.
What nobody knows
is I’m training
him to dan...
Anemone
Anemone
Ninjastroni 2026
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Pale bloom, now crimson
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I and Thou
I and Thou
Ninjastroni 2026
We become boundless,
Disintegratiating*---
Compassionate. One.
Thanks for reading.
—Ninjastroni
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Out for Ice Cream & Lotsa Choc’late
Out for Ice Cream
Ninjastroni 2026
With my beloved pet elephant,
not a bone in his body is malevolent,
every wrinkle and crinkle benevolent.
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Just a guy who ended up in a digital laboratory, and I'm not sure whether I'm the test subject or the scientist. Either way, I'll try to make the most of it and share a good-natured laugh every now and then.
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