Ninjastroni
Ninjastroni, FLAT TIREExploring absurdities and joy through poetry, humor, wit, wordplay, music, and art.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 80 | Founded | 7 months ago | Last Issue | 15 days ago |
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Microwave Ballet
Ninjastroni 2026
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The following is a combination of three poetry tags.
The result introduces us to the plight of Ophelia Ostrich.
The unknown1
is a...
Rated PG
Wide smile, exposed teeth
Film now rated PG for
Partial nudity
Thanks for reading!
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Baba O'Piggy (PorkChop)
Baba O’Piggy
Lyrics, concept, and art by Ninjastroni
Audio created with Suno
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This tune is a remix of the original Baba (Pigs and Wolf) in a style similar to Primus.
Why? Because it rocks!
Audio of the original ve...
Baba (Pigs and Wolf)
Lyrics, concept, and art by Ninjastroni
Audio/Video created with Suno
Baba (Pigs and Wolf)
Lyrics and Concept by Ninjastroni
Art by Ninjastroni
Music/Vocals/Video created with Suno
A wonderful piece of art from . She was inspired by this song, and I'm glad she was. I'm a big fan of her work!
Alternate versions o...
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Exploring absurdities and joy through poetry, humor, wit, wordplay, music, and art.
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