Ninjastroni
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Quick Solution & Treachery
Quick Solution
Ninjastroni 2026
I wanted a quick solution---
Homogeneous, uniform.
So, I began with 2%.
Approximately 12 ounces
were added
to a 500mL beaker.
Next, 2 tablespoons of brown powder
were added.
Then, one more f...
Ants and Garlic
Ants and Garlic
Ninjastroni 2026
Illustration by Ninjastroni
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“We will not have the light to see
in the tunnels beneath the roots,”
said t...
Mondays
Mondays
Ninjastroni 2026
God created everything
in only six days—
Mondays are the devil’s work.
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Just a guy who ended up in a digital laboratory, and I'm not sure whether I'm the test subject or the scientist. Either way, I'll try to make the most of it and share a good-natured laugh every now and then.
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