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No Spoons, Only Knives

Themma Goldman

Essays on life under capitalism, disability, and probably something gay.

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WHITE PEOPLE ARE EXHAUSTING

do not look directly into the light!!!!!!!!!!

Ya got me: I’m officially a card-carrying member of the new cult who won’t shut up about the three-hour clusterfuck of a movie called You Can See Everything. I’m hopping right on this trend. Be...

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I say non-binary cuz…

I usually say I’m non-binary because I’m not becoming a full-time woman until they offer benefits and healthcare but

I also say non-binary cuz…it just sorta happened that way

I say non-binary cuz I didn’t ask for a gender! I’m just here t...

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Women and non-binary people don’t get chronic illness. They just kill themselves over it.

Probably obvious content warning, but, yeah, this piece is about chronic illness and suicidality

PSA to anyone worried: I am not currently in crisis. I wrote this in a depressive state, but I am safe, and I have solid procedures in place w...

a month ago
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I wasn’t mad at you until you died

After everything

After everything … all the things I don’t tell people unless they’ve reached the deepest inner circle and even then

They have pry it out of me

It’s only happened twice . . .

Read the rest of this poem for free on my...

2 months ago
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The Divine Monstrous

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“The Chimera (La Chimère de Monsieur Desprez)” by Louis Jean Desprez, courtesy of the Met’s online collection. Image description: a black and white flashing GIF of a three-headed skeletal dragon: originally derived from...

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  • Themma Goldman

    Chaotic. Gay. My feet probably hurt right now. 🦓🥄I write about disability, music, and life with chronic illness. Essays, poetry, fiction, or ranting about our education system on any given day. 🆓🇵🇸🚫🧊

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