Nobody Likes Poetry
Mae GovannenPoems and musings from hopeful dreamer Mae Govannen.
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A syllabub of syllables
It’s been a turbulent two months. My emotions are still cyclonic, like a blender. Sometimes my only wish is to turn off this food processor my brain has become so I can at least have time to clean and sharpen the blades of thought. But life...
Dating App Mishaps
WARNING: This article contains no poetry. Only two months of eye-rolling experiences from Hinge and Ark, shared with the hope of steering nice young men away from Scylla and Charybdis as they navigate online dating.
DISCLAIMER: All of the...
icy haiku
Congratulations, you lucky reader, you’re just in time for the big 3-for-1 sale on frozen haiku!!! Not 17, not even 34, but 51 delectable syllables for your enjoyment, all at the low low price of 22 seconds of your time!!
frosty
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acerbic haiku
So what, it's not traditional haiku material - or capitalization, or punctuation. My illegally adopted Grandpa loved to package his immense heart and unstoppable humor in unconventional sets of seventeen syllables, so that’s good enough for...
surprise!
A few weeks ago, I began writing this in the present tense. I couldn't work out an ending for it, though. Tonight I did.
Ghost Flowers
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My hand felt s...
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