Not Actually Your Therapist
Kelsey ClarkePsychological and philosophical reflections on love, identity, and the beautiful yet chaotic journey of being alive.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 22 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
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Does “right person, wrong time” actually exist?
They say timing is everything. In comedy, in the stock market, in catching the last train home. But somewhere between broken engagements and blossoming careers, I have started to wonder if timing is just love’s favorite scapegoat. This week...
Am I doomed to settle?
When I was younger, my favorite analogy for the dating pool was a deck of cards.
It goes like this: everyone you could ever date is a card, 2s on the low end, Aces your soulmates. You have no idea how big your deck is—how many people you’l...
How intelligent people make themselves miserable
A Serious Man (2009)
I have always prided myself on being a logical thinker. I like ideas. I like arguments. I like debating politics and dissecting social dynamics and saying things like, “Well, statistically…” before producing some fact...
You're not lazy, you're mortal
I used to think my inability to complete a to-do list or live a perfectly optimized life was a personal failing—a problem of motivation or discipline. I read countless self-help books, consumed many overpriced matchas to maintain my hyperpr...
WHY YOU KEEP FALLING FOR THE SAME TYPE
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
There’s a story a lot of people like to tell themselves when it comes to love, and it goes something like this: I have terrible luck in partners. I always end up hurt, and I don’t know why it ke...
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