A place to find crazy news that should be satire, but isn't
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 83 | Founded | 2 months ago | Last Issue | 2 months ago |
| Active | |||||
Read this Newsletter
notthebee.substack.comLatest Issues
The theater kids are FREAKING OUT because ICE shot a Colombian dude. Let's look at the facts while they cry for the cameras.
The theater kids are having a ROUGH TIME OF IT.
How many takes do you think it took for this U.S. Senate candidate in Massachusetts to get the perfect angry face? 👇
[Warning: F-bombs because Dems think F-bombs are cool]
Others, like thi...
What do we owe our friends after they're gone?
One of the final tests of friendship comes after one friend is no longer alive to speak for himself.
It's easy to speak well of someone while they're living. It's much harder to decide what to do with their private failures, frustrations,...
In the Year of Our Lord 2026, a new Woke Final Boss has appeared
How does this person exist?
How does this person exist? 😂😭
This Indiana University prof who taught that MAGA is "white supremacy" won't be returning. Here's why that matters.
For decades, America’s universities have largely functioned under an unspoken assumption: progressive political ideology isn’t really ideology at all.
It’s simply the accepted framework through which students are expected to understand the...
The Jesus that James Talarico wants doesn't exist
Yesterday, Not the Bee reported on the latest jaw-dropping quote from Texas Senate candidate James Talarico.
The man currently on leave from his studies at Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary once described himself, “as a Christian wh...
Key Facts
Audience Metrics
Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for Not The Bee's Substack.
| Subscribers | Engagement | 76 | Monthly Web Visits | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Accepts Sponsors | Estimated Cost per Ad | ||||
Explore More
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
What a time to \ud83d\udc1d alive
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for Not The Bee's Substack?
You can find recent issues that have been published by Not The Bee's Substack on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does Not The Bee's Substack have?
To see how many people subscribe to Not The Bee's Substack, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in Not The Bee's Substack?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch Not The Bee's Substack as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like Not The Bee's Substack?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact Not The Bee's Substack using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters related to Not The Bee's Substack?
Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like Not The Bee's Substack. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact Not The Bee's Substack?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.