A working poet & parent wrangles chaos. Humor as stethoscope, microscope, telescope.
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UPON THE GURNEY YOU CAN’T AVOID
Two nights before the surgery I showed my son the official children’s preparatory video for the Surgical Center.
He was horrified, infuriated, and disgusted. In that order.
The puffy hats were enough to do it. But there were also: bad pa...
THE TERRACE HARASS
Before this illustrious publication there was the Terrace Harass, whose name rhymes if pronounced correctly.
The Terrace Harass was a periodical disseminated to 2/3 of our apartment building unit on Terrace Place, a very short and narrow,...
IT HURT HIM BUT HE DID NOT GROWL
I’m as good at half-assing as anyone out there, and better. I can make a house LOOK clean in under five minutes and there will still be horrors you’ve never dreamt of multiplying just beyond your sightline (last week’s barbecue flavored pro...
TIPS FOR WHEN NO ONE’S LISTENING
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Yell (this doesn’t work)
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Sing (this does)
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Mention Jessica. Can also be any name that isn’t part of your children’s/family’s/coworkers daily repertoire of people. Do it casually. (“Have you seen Jessica?”)
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Offer a thousa...
THE FALCONER'S CALL
The way my brain works, when it’s working at all, is to see two things that usually don’t go together and put them together.
I see (—not dead people, but—) likenesses. Associations. Ones that (I flatter myself) might make most people get...
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Poet & parent curating chaos. Books: Flesh & Language (Cornerstone, 2027); Manual for Extinction (Nat'l Poetry Review Press); Ceruleana (NineMile Books). Poems/essays in Conduit, Denver Quarterly, New Ohio Review, Seneca Review, Sixth Finch, etc.
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