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Notes from the Dishwasher Café

Caroline Manring

A working poet & parent wrangles chaos. Humor as stethoscope, microscope, telescope.

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Even when I can’t stand my kids and they can’t stand me, and we are all 100% correct about the assholes around us, I think we do pretty well.

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These nincompoops forgot their 15-year wedding anniversary:

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  • Caroline Manring

    Poet & parent curating chaos. Books: Flesh & Language (Cornerstone, 2027); Manual for Extinction (Nat'l Poetry Review Press); Ceruleana (NineMile Books). Poems/essays in Conduit, Denver Quarterly, New Ohio Review, Seneca Review, Sixth Finch, etc.

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