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Smells Like Teen Car Seats
After my brain blowing opinion article yesterday, I was going to take a little break. But sometimes, you just have to write something about a something that is so stupid.
Did you hear the one about the mom dropping her kid off for their fi...
The Flintstones, The Jetsons and The Mark of The Beast
Progress stopped. I am not sure what day it was. The constipation of government became a standing joke. Because bureaucracy! We have become so comfortable with no answers that we don’t even bother to ask questions anymore.
We have become...
Echoes of Myself
Do you remember me?
Do you remember her?
I am in yellow and orange with a moccasin bead necklace…heading to Hollywood to try and spot David Cassidy.
She was the prettiest girl in your class. She was the homeliest girl in your class. She...
Pharmakeia At The Grocery Store
As I ran to the grocery store yesterday (and by run, I mean get in a vehicle and drive 49 miles to a town and 49 miles home) what should have been a serious shopping trip turned into “I came all this way! Those effers! I will grab a few thi...
Expedition No Regrets Continues
Post too long for e-mail…best viewed in the app
Part eleventy of our African Adventure.
Have you had enough of politics? Need a distractional Substack that is way too long and might put you to sleep? An online “slideshow” of some stranger...
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