The Oncology Underground
Hans CasteelsWelcome to Dispatch from the Oncology Underground. Prostate cancer, medical absurdity, and the slow-motion collapse of dignity, served with a side of dark humour and the occasional tofu recipe.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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Motivation, Which Turns Out To Be Surprisingly Complicated
It strikes me that we do not talk nearly enough about motivation. Motivation is one of those subjects we rarely discuss honestly in illness, perhaps because it makes everyone slightly uncomfortable. We talk endlessly about treatments, scans...
Welcome to the Circus, Isabel
Ladies and gentlemen, connoisseurs of structurally significant drool, and anyone who has ever opened a door to discover 140 pounds of wet dog enthusiastically toweling itself off against the only clean piece of furniture in the house: allow...
Cocktails With Mrs. Mortality
Mrs. Mortality does not arrive with a scythe. That is her husband’s department, and frankly she finds the whole thing theatrical. Mrs. Mortality arrives late, wearing excellent shoes, smelling faintly of Chanel and hospital disinfectant, an...
Blades of Grass, Blades of Madness: A Suburban Homeowner's Seasonal Descent into the Chlorophyll Industrial Complex
Spring has arrived, which means across the nation a great migration is underway: the annual pilgrimage of suburban men to Home Depot, where they will stand in the fertilizer aisle with the reverence of medieval peasants encountering a holy...
Tea With Mr. Mortality
I’ve been having regular, polite conversations lately. Not with my oncologist (who seems allergic to eye contact), or my urologist (who seems allergic to hope), but with my mortality. Yes, that one. The Big M. The Final Appointment. The Guy...
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Survived cancer, marriage, and the healthcare system. Barely. Now I write about life’s side effects: insomnia, irony, and misplaced optimism. It’s not inspirational; it’s just what happens when sarcasm outlives shame.
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