Oozeletter
Eli BurnsteinAll the ooze that's fit to print.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 14 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 6 months ago |
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The Boys Are Back in Town, the Boys Were Back in Town, the Boys Will Be Back in Town, and Other Boys-in-Town-Based Grammar Lessons
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The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town
I said the boys are back in town, the boys are back in town
The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town
The boys are back in town, the boys are b...
Flattering Terms for Bald Men
Photo by Justin Follis on Unsplash
Hard-shelled
Well-rounded
Clean-peaked
Tucci-topped
Skin-rich
Buzz-maxxed
Hard to noogie
Easy to draw
Dome-tipped
Cranially ripped
Pitbullian
Mannequinesque
Barber’s bane
Shower drain’s delig...
Classic Smoking Scenes from Movies, Reimagined with Vapes
Photo by Madeleine Maguire on Unsplash
Interior, Le Cercle Club casino. The room glitters with high society. Cut to the high stakes table, where a WOMAN in evening dress has only a few chips left.
WOMAN: Carte.
The CROUPIER slips her a c...
Dictionary of Fine Distinctions, UK Edition
I’m thrilled to announce that the UK edition of Dictionary of Fine Distinctions is now available for pre-order. I’ve been told that pre-orders are a great way to kickstart a book’s success, so if you live in the UK or know someone who does,...
Part 2: Shortlist of New Names for American States when they Secede and Join Canada
Trudeauklahoma
Nebraskeanu
British Minnesota
The Duchy of Texas
Disconnecticut
Farewellaware
Au Revoiregon
Washington P.C.
Quitsconsin
Democrassippi
Byeoming
Healthcarizona
Prince Edward Island (Hawai’i)
Rhode Mainland (opportu...
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Keynote weeper. Author of Dictionary of Fine Distinctions. My second book, Phrased & Confused, is now available for pre-order. Words in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and Slackjaw.
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