orphic woman
minervaelusive. weird. odd. horny. worried.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 11 | Founded | 9 months ago | Last Issue | 3 months ago |
| Active | |||||
Read this Newsletter
orphicwoman.substack.comLatest Issues
handjob horrors
handjobs are shit. handjobs are boring. handjobs are like watching someone else drive your car.
in my opinion there is nothing worse than giving a man a handjob. the squish of a half hard cock heavy in my palm as my mind darts to every jo...
I'm stuck in the mud.
Sometimes, I think back to primary school when we would play stuck in the mud. I was one of the fastest girls in my class. I rarely got stuck in the mud. But on the occasion that I was tagged, I would stick my arms out and wait.
And wait...
the imbecile
Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published
i think that if i wait long enough, lay myself on the chopping block for you. slice myself open from the nave to the chaps. would you cradle each bit of...
A Real English Rose
Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when published
I want my country back. Please.
English pride has been tainted by the flag shaggers and these lines of red are well acquainted.
The empire with...
the last orgasm
me when i..
The day before
Everyone who knows anything about anti depressants, is aware of the fact that they lower your libido. No more horny, hard to cum or to even cum at all. And for a woman who loves a wank, it was a serious issue. T...
Audience Metrics
Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for orphic woman.
| Subscribers | Engagement | 69 | Monthly Web Visits | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Accepts Sponsors | Estimated Cost per Ad | ||||
Explore More
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
my life just gets worse and worse every single day
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for orphic woman?
You can find recent issues that have been published by orphic woman on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does orphic woman have?
To see how many people subscribe to orphic woman, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in orphic woman?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch orphic woman as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like orphic woman?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact orphic woman using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters related to orphic woman?
Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like orphic woman. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact orphic woman?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.