The Distractionist
Georgina BruceA newsletter for questionable geniuses
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 141 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 12 days ago |
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We need to talk
Reader, I love you. Truly. I came to substack three years ago looking for a new creative direction, and I found it. And I found readers. Good looking people. People who laughed at my jokes. I learned to do difficult things, like meet my own...
Vicious little bastards
A baby seagull fell into my sister’s back garden a couple of weeks ago. This sounds cute until you realise that baby seagulls do nothing but screech like demons 24/7 and try to sicc their parents on to you. Every time anyone went into the b...
Happy little hate dance
One of my most revolting habits is going around the place being cheerful, smiling, and chatting with random strangers. It’s completely uncalled for, and it pisses a lot of people off. As indeed it would piss me off if someone went around be...
Why you've got ADHD
I got diagnosed with ADHD about 4 years ago, at the age of 50. Tragically, I didn’t get to enjoy being “neurodiverse” for very long before literally everybody else also got diagnosed with ADHD. Then it was only about ten minutes after that...
Basic dinosaur stuff
A few weeks ago I sent some spit in a tube to a shady organisation and paid them money to harvest my DNA from it. In my defence, I did get a substantial discount.
I was hoping to find out that I have a load of Neanderthal Ancestors, or fa...
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