Here's The Thing
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In January of this year, the trajectory of my life changed in a split second. Right after I had set my intentions for the year, made my desires known, wrote them down, and made it plain. Right after my friend’s annual vision board party, wh...
Angel
A friend of mine made reservations for two at one of my favorite restaurants, a restaurant that’s rather difficult to get into unless you plan ahead. She made the reservations weeks ago, but only told me about them 24 hours in advance—a tac...
Human Trash Can
I carry the secrets of every single person I’ve had the pleasure of calling a friend in my entire life. I remember the stories of random people I met in dirty basement hangouts. I’ve remained tethered to people I met on international vacati...
Women
It’s 9 am and I’m hungover.
I’m hungover, but I’m safe. I didn’t drive, I put my bonnet on, and I’m at home. And it’s because of women.
When you’re an attendee at a birthday brunch of a woman who had a particularly rough year, you go ‘bal...
4:56 am
Readers note: This post is a random stream of consciousness recorded and written at, well, 4:56 am. It has not been edited for grammatical errors, brevity (though it is pretty brief), or niceties. It has not been edited at all.
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