Parakeet’s Substack
ParakeetPoetry, thoughts, & musings
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Bird Church
Aw 🤍I would tie your shoes too esp if your hands were full of groceries and your laces were untied. I would say “you are my friend, why would I want you to fall?” And i would tie your shoes. This story would carry a lot of metaphorical wei...
The Matchmaker
Matchmaking client, 63, NYC. 11 first dates with us, 3 second dates. Honestly my most challenging client.
He works in an Amazon stocking facility overseeing the region. Solid 401(k). 530 credit score. 6ft tall, 6’2” depending on footwear....
On Therapy and Decision Paralysis
An unedited stream of consciousness rant I found in my notes and decided to copy paste here, because I am a exhibitionist voyeur of the mind:
This is another reason why I have always been against therapy—while some amount of reflection can...
Silence knows how to unlanguage itself
From sometimes around Christmas?
The what the what the what THE WHAT *cymbal crash, followed by the sound of said cymbal being thrown through a window, followed by roaring applause, then: silence….the tinkling of glass harmonizing with dis...
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