The Paranoid Android
Paranoid AndroidSubliminal misspellings of scurrilously scented synonyms
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Crystalline Mind
I ask him if entering a mind separated from all physical reality would bring us into a vague electromagnetic field of pulses and impulses. What would it be like to see seemingly unbridled energy–unbound but still with clearly delineated lim...
Chapter 4: The Man with the Moon in his Teeth
Down the way, and to the right a bit, there was a little tin trailer sitting next to a pond. The pond drained itself down every spring, summer and fall, into a little salt-crusted ring of mud baked by the sun. And beside the pond there was...
Uncomfy
Disclaimer: I might not agree with my past self anymore.
When I was young, I was almost an anarchist of comfort. Asceticism had a rosy glow around it. After long days of standing in lines at the DMV with my mother, and hearing stories of m...
The Cosmatomic Turtle
I am the Cosmatomic Turtle
And I like to jiggle the little
Jello molds of humanity.
They think they’re pretty wicked
With those sick skateboard flips
But I’ll yoink the oink
Right out of their piggy little pride.
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I am the Cosmatom...
Observations from the last two weeks:
I sit at the counter and see:
A retired real estate man drinks hibiscus tea.
An abandoned lover gazes at cold pastries.
A loping teenaged assistant ticks off a box.
A Mary Kay consultant goes into diabetic shock.
A girl mentions her ha...
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Scattered and shattered, she slips through stepstreams of solitude.
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