Parnell’s Substack
Parnell ThillEssays, short stories, shitty poems and other stuff from my book "Killing the Devil and Other Excellent Tricks," my award-winning newspaper column, "Notes from the Small Pond," upcoming book projects, and stuff unfit for any other venue.
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2008
By 2008, my nightmares had evolved. I no longer woke up gasping and crying out for my wife to please wake me up, piss squeezing out along with freeze-cold sweat and then back to sleep where the monsters live, the puddle of piss-sweat chatte...
Dead People
I think I might know more dead people that alive ones by now. Sorta comforting, really, if you don’t think about it too hard. And one of the good things about it is that the dead people I know hardly ever disappoint—and only do when some al...
Stillwater
During the pandemic they ran out of beds at the St. Louis County Jail, so they tried Carlton and Pine Counties and they were full too so I ended up at Stillwater for five days with the hardcore criminals and killers, sent there for missing...
Airport
Forty-ish-Something Guy walking down the airport concourse in Louisville, talking loud into his cellphone, channeling Importance, dressed like a chubby wannabe biz tycoon, but he’s clearly a doughboy Omega and he’ll either need to make a li...
Tiredness
When you get old enough, or maybe tired enough there’s a dawning recognition, like the egg-crack opening of day on a flat-lake horizon that at first looks like progress and then feels like losing something and it has to do with all of the t...
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