Patrick Downing
Pat Downingdeep truth and hard knowledge and blistering glee
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Moustache Gun 3: Whiskers Of Death
When did you hear that?
What?
That rumour you told me.
About the underground clam jam?
No, not that stupid thing, the other one—about the magic balloon man space wizard or whatever.
You mean the Inflated Being From Behind The Moon...
Is there a word for more than obvious? And more than impotent?
Yeah, I know, okay, so apparently there’s gods and shit, you don’t have to tell me because I’ve already been told too many times by too many folks to list. But riddle me this, because none of these proselytizing knowitalls seem to be able t...
気づく Kidzuku [Notice Absorb]
I smelled the fart
Not of my making
An unhealthy stranger perhaps
Even so
It was bad
Deepest brown
Sharp and foul
Repulsive
But I had taken notice of it
So I let it inside me willingly
The particles of fecal mist floated up my nos...
The Pertinacious Ignoramus
I told you, mister bald eye, that I don’t care if you lost that brow in the future probably world war three saving orphans from assholes I will not part with this brick of cheese no matter what.
…
I don’t care about that either. So what i...
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