Patient Zero
I write about attaining autistic freedom to be real in a fake world.
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There was a time when this sort of thing was called bigotry but in 2026 it’s time for Omnibigotry 5.0 Mythos
Too real for polite lies. Too principled for degeneracy.
Too honest for the mainstream. Too disciplined for chaos.
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Vibe Coding
Step 1: Dead Wigger Storage
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I love Walt Bismarck’s elaborate deep dives of social heuristics that fly past the head of autists because he’s literally me in this regard.
I love this topic and I love his mind so much that I don’t read his articles because they’re too...
Nando’s is a 3rd world shithole
I went for a cheeky Nando’s today and before I even ordered my food I walked out.
I walked out and stood in the car park for 10 minutes to cool down from the nightmare.
I can’t critique the food because I didn’t even get that far. It’s pr...
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Bitcoin’s network layer loo...
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