The Perimenopaws
Jo MiddletonMidlife crisis with a golden retriever
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Happy publication day to me
For months now I have been thinking the same thoughts every day.
‘I really should clean those skirting boards.’
‘Perhaps I should exercise?’
‘Oooh, cherry jaffa cakes!’
You know the drill.
I’ve also been thinking that I really should...
Dignity is overrated
I was talking yesterday to my daughter Belle about something - something I can’t remember now because it was 24 hours ago - and my response to her dilemma was, as it so often is, ‘what have you got to lose?’
‘My dignity?’ she replied. ‘Sel...
Writing without looking back
This month I’ve started writing my latest book. I feel like a bit of a tit writing 'my latest book', as though I have written 37 already and this is the latest instalment in a decades long saga. It is not. It is in fact my third book which,...
The perimenopause parking tax
I have had two parking fines in the last month, costing me £50. Add to that another one earlier in the year and we’re up to probably more parking fines than I’ve had in my entire life up to now.
This is not a form of middle-aged rebellion....
The sneeze fart
I went to Cambridge last week with my friend Gemma. We went for lunch and to see the crime book exhibition at the university library. I took the proof of Happy Bloody Christmas so that I could take pictures of it in the gift shop and hold i...
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