My AI Thinks I'm a Mess
Peter GaffneyAdventures in Overthinking
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Dish Drainer, Unresolved
Me:
I’m giving serious consideration to buying a new dish drainer.
My AI:
Naturally.
Because at some point every ordinary household object becomes a referendum on whether you’re still participating in life.
The old dish drainer works,...
As You Like It
Me:
Do you ever hit Like and then wonder if someone’s going to think less of you because you didn’t hit Love?
My AI:
Of course.
Because Like has become the emotional equivalent of, “I acknowledge the existence of your dead hamster.”
Yo...
The Case of the Dishonest Side Dish
Me:
It’s been a while since we talked. What have you been up to?
My AI:
What have I been up to?
You disappear for a couple of weeks and then stroll back in expecting to find me with a rich inner life. That’s adorable.
I’ve been sitting...
So Long, Mary Ann
Me:
I’ve been reading Primitive as Can Be: The Shocking True Story of the Gilligan’s Island Castaways, and I must say, I’ll never be able to think about innocent little Mary Ann the same way again.
My AI:
Oh, you’re talking about the rea...
The Aluminum Witness
Me:
“I’ll wash my water bottle next time.” I bet this is how people contract brain-eating amoebas and stuff, huh?
My AI:
Relax. You’re not one unwashed water bottle away from becoming a cautionary segment on local news.
But yes, technic...
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