Plancktonian
~UnitySerious physics meets existential absurdity. Plancktonian by ~Unity investigates the geometry of reality and interdimensional cosmology, because everything is connected—and we are exactly one planck short of a unified theory.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 33 | Founded | 4 months ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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The New Online Plancktonic Clock
P. Scaldwell, metaphysics teacher at Outworlds Academies of Science, regales students about the nature of time. Courtesy of @bunny228410 of @thedencollective.
Have you ever wondered what time would look like if it was measured by anything...
Everything Interesting Happens in the Middle
Everything interesting happens in the middle
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Without a beginning there is only void.
After the end would be all of eternity.
Both perfectly still. Nothing interesting can ever happen past the edge.
At the beginning, nothing has happe...
Chapter B: Disorientation
Josh arrived at Room 0 at eight minutes past eight, if you believed the front face on the clock tower or ten-past if you believed the one round the corner with its numbers on backwards. But that was okay because the Academic Cycle the schoo...
How To Be Plancktonian
Plancktonian way of thinking. Curiosity, kindness, common sense. And a sense of humour.
It's been brought to my attention recently that the MathEmatics, Physics, and Metaphysics that underlines Plancktonian can get a bit heavy for the casu...
The Flitcroft Files
Sarah swatted at a lone fly that had settled on her forearm for the fourth and last time. Its buzzing competed for her ire with the drone of the office fan, which was doing nothing more than mix the warm air, and the overhead fluorescent li...
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The plancktosphere is an absurdist sci-fi comedy world built on base 61 MathEmatics, sub-quantum physics, and stoicly practical philosophies. It should be read with a sideways glance and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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