Secretary Crocodile
Elliot Sperber| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 58 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 15 days ago |
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Judgment Day
Judgment Day is coming
Like the sun
But this judgment day
You will be the judge
instead of god
You will have to judge
To decide upon which side
your soul is on
Step up on the scale
Right or wrong
Will you stand
With the oppress...
Lenin on Linen
Lenin’s on the linen
For a million in the gallery
Let’s go make a killing off in Galilee
Pumping up petroleum
Linseed oil’s also called linoleum
Line extends from linen
But it’s woven in a pattern
Extending from the Pater,...
The God of Hormuz
You is my friend
I mean: Hugh is my friend
But Hugh no longer understands
They lie so much
to Hugh that Hugh
Can no longer tell
What’s false or true
Nor does Hugh know much
About the god Ahura Mazda
Hugh can’t see...
Troparia Airaport
Troparia
The plural of
Troparion
A hymn - a short, religious song
And read reversed
It’s airaport, airport for short
And what’ll we do
With this glut? Shut
Down a bunch
You fly too much
The new museums look like airports...
Existential Cowardice/ Big Daddy Taco
The maga/fascist reaction daily gutting society is driven ultimately by a radical, existential cowardice. Retreating in panic from the demands of the present (not just the economic and ecological crises of the historical situation but the a...
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This started off as a series of psychogeographical posts examining the strange patterns I’d encounter here in New York City - particularly how urban spaces and place names express unconscious forces.
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