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Something happened to me when I first picked up Patrick Cottrell’s Afternoon Hours of a Hermit that rarely happens to me when I pick up a book for the first time: I felt like I was looking into a mise en abyme containing reflections of both...
A detail from inside the Last Ditch lesbian bar (from the Boston Globe)
Triumphalism seems to have fallen out of fashion, hasn’t it?
Winning is not just uncool but morally reprobate. This was an idea I could certainly get behind after liv...
A small note on my video: I’ve just moved to a remote fishing village! While this has impacted the quality of my live videos, I feel it’s a very small price to pay for living a two-minutes’ walk from the ocean.
I’ll be retooling my p...
If you know me at all — whether IRL or parasocially through this blog — then you know I’m a dreamer. Stubbornly insistent upon an interpretation of reality that isn’t everything’s been going to shit and always will.
Sometime after the las...
Sex and striving for the millennial love fiend
This is part two in a three-part series. Read part one here.
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The writers behind this newsletter.
Novelist writing long-form essays on identity, literature, and living an unchartered life. Narrative nuance over political polemic. Post-postmodern & ideologically unoptimized.
Culture writer, novelist, and podcaster. On Twitter at @katrosenfield.
I’m a pathologist who writes novels, essays and poems. My podcast is about the recovered memory movement and how we are shaped by culture. The through line is — I want to know why.
obsessed with ambition, the internet, e-commerce and myself.
I write unhinged fiction for smiley people who are silently enraged (all of us). My debut novel BE WELL (Heliotrope, 2026) is out now! Come for the thoughts on my writing process, stay for the dumb puns.
Forever juggling writing, academia, motherhood, marriage, and family. I write to help me and my readers turn heartbreaks and frustrations into delicious insights and wondrous joys.
Kevin Sampsell is a publisher (Future Tense Books), Bookseller (Powell's), collage artist, & author of books such as I Made an Accident and Sean the Stick. New novel, Baby in the Night, just came out! He writes the substack, Susan's Eyebrows.
Dog lover, goat-wrangler, and bath taker. Journalist and Ask a Sober Lady newsletter writer. Words in New York Magazine, Business Insider, Rolling Stone, Slate, & Longreads, among others.
Denver, CO. author of afternoon hours of a hermit and sorry to disrupt the peace. basketball fan
Narratively Academy is a creative community for writers to hone your craft and develop all the tools you need to pursue your writing and publishing dreams—through intimate classes, live videos, how-to guides, community chats, and much more.
I read the internet and I edit The Story.
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