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Domestic Terrorists
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — This is so strange. The government keeps looking for them...
Human: — ...although there is precious little evidence that these «domestic terrorists» even exist.
Rat: — Perhap...
Certificate
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — ...so I decided to take an online course in image manipulation.
Rat: — I see they gave you a certificate.
Cousin: — They didn’t.
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Anniversary Che...
Finders Ignorers
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — Look, there’s a wallet on the sidewalk!
Rat: — Finding things is no longer worth the hassle, Cousin.
Rat: — Just smile at the camera and pretend you saw nothing.
Per...
Galactic Trade
Good time of day, humans!
We’ve been meeting the aliens for quite a while, it’s time to establish a mutually beneficial relationship.
Transcript:
Alien: — ...apart from delicacies like wine and cheese, we’re also willing to...
Complaining Club
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — This is such a weird idea.
Human: — ...however I must admit it is quite neatly organized.
Rat: — The first rule of the Complaining Club is: you complain about the Complaining...
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Anarchist rodent. Austere scholar of sarcasm. Fiery but mostly cheeseful.
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