Rat Says
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Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — I tried to edit Wikipedia to say that cheese is delicious...
Rat: — ...but they wouldn’t let me do that, and kept asking for a source.
Cousin: — I hope you didn’t reveal our so...
Land Claim
Good time of day, humans!
We woke up to the news that the Moon is up for grabs:
[Not the Bee] Woke astronomer warns lunar colonizers that moon is part of “indigenous sky country”
Now we want a part in this, too.
Transcript:
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Gateway Drug
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — The fridge is left open again, let’s go and snatch some cheese!
Rat: — I’m starting to have second thoughts about this whole cheese-snatching thing.
Rat: — There are good re...
Rake
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — Careful, Cousin. You’re about to step on the same rake again.
Cousin: — Yeah, I estimate there is a 50 per cent chance of that happening.
Cousin: — Sometimes I wish we had a th...
Tinfoil
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — I used to laugh at tinfoil hats, but in the light of recent events I’m starting to feel I need one, too.
Human: — Rats? Do we have any tinfoil left?
Cousin: — No, we used it...
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Anarchist rodent. Austere scholar of sarcasm. Fiery but mostly cheeseful.
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