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Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — We’re receiving so much mail these days.
Cousin: — Lots from the government, none from Santa. Sad!
Rat: — Santa knows her worth and never writes first.
Cousin: — Her?
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Expansion
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — ...so one day you decided to take off and spread across the Galaxy?
Alien: — It wasn’t our choice. Our central bank just kept printing money.
Alien: — At some point, buying a f...
Nepotism
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — Next question… the definition of nepotism?
Cousin: — I don’t know.
Cousin: — But, cousin, we can skip this question, can’t we?
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World News
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — You won’t believe what’s happening in the world!
Rat: — World news is poison. Do you still insist on reading it every day?
Cousin: — Yes, a little bit to build tolerance. So...
Going Out
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — ...just in case, remember: you have the right to remain silent; anything you say...
Cousin: — ...can be used against me?
Rat: — Yes, in particular, to show you targeted adverti...
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Anarchist rodent. Austere scholar of sarcasm. Fiery but mostly cheeseful.
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