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Blue Screen of Death
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — I think I need to cut my screen time, I’m starting to see “blue screens of death” in real life.
Blue Screen of Death: — No reason to worry.
Blue Screen of Death: — We’re havi...
Nightmare
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — Help! Let me out of here!
Cousin: — Another nightmare about being chased by journalists?
Rat: — Worse… I was a news editor and had to herd them.
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First Lesson
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — Today, we start learning about the government...
Cousin: — There is nothing on the blackboard.
Rat: — ...and the first lesson is: “Reasons why we need a government.”
Sh...
Across the River
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — There is some late-stage democracy going on.
Cousin: — Does it always have to end this way?
Rat: — No, only if the demos grows too big.
It breaks down when too many hum...
Just Can’t Be!
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — I no longer believe the newspapers, this just can’t be true!
Rat: — So you finally figured it out. What was it?
Cousin: — Four million dollars mysteriously appeared in the l...
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Anarchist rodent. Austere scholar of sarcasm. Fiery but mostly cheeseful.
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