Rat Says
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Rat's Quips | June 2026
Good time of the day, humans!
This month hasn’t been particularly productive, alas.
Spelling matters
…but then, would we ever get to know the winner?
Time machine to May 2026
Change of Mind
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Human: — Well, Rat, what new conspiracies are you up to?
Human: — Since your political conspiracies didn’t work out, I’m betting on it being something apolitical this time.
Rat: — It’...
Art Heist
Good time of day, humans!
Some of the odd jobs we take are really odd.
Transcript:
Cousin: — Oh no! Someone has broken in and stolen a painting!
Cousin: — I never thought humans would steal modern art.
Rat: — No worries,...
Monologue
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Cousin: — To protect our democracy, fairness and inclusion are essential. My new wealth tax...
Rat: — Cousin, stop talking nonsense, let’s grab some cheese and run!
Cousin: — Wait, wh...
Diagnosis
Good time of day, humans!
Transcript:
Rat: — So, your problem is low self-esteem...
Rat: — ...and you might also have a bit of paranoia, too.
Cousin: — Oh, come on. I don’t think I’m worthy of being watched.
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Anarchist rodent. Austere scholar of sarcasm. Fiery but mostly cheeseful.
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