Golden Bloomer
Melissa RodriguezGarden humor for anyone who has ever spent three months growing a tomato the squirrel ate in three seconds.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 25 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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Stores
Seven hives, six too many.
One honeybee hive, up to seven, and back to one. No matter how many, the setup is the same. But one is the least to maintain.
The hives increased from one to seven, but not on purpose. Years ago, when I started...
Inoculated
I had the last word. Then the squirrel did.
The four-by-four-foot mushroom bed went in the last week of March. I marked it out so that I wouldn’t forget its location. It wasn’t all that fancy — a square of ground surrounded with small oak...
Settling
This one, anyway.
Two months of research and I still haven’t decided whether I have moles or voles, and whether or not I should spend more money trying to deter them by buying sonic devices.
In August, I was looking around on Amazon for g...
Advisory
Forks found this week: one
Four years ago, the internet told me that if I planted plastic picnic forks in my vegetable garden, the neighborhood critters would find it too uncomfortable for them to walk on. I’m always looking for an easier...
Emergence
Half the lettuce is up. That makes one of us.
I sowed lettuce, spinach, and mustard seed in three separate tidy rows exactly ten days ago. To examine them, I have to get down close to see them breaking through the soil. Thirty seconds down...
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Fifty years of gardening and a bed by the driveway that has never grown a thing. Aspiring Proverbs 31 woman. Her candle doesn't go out by night. Mine goes out around 8:30.
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