Golden Bloomer
Melissa RodriguezGarden humor for anyone who has ever spent three months growing a tomato the squirrel ate in three seconds.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 22 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 11 days ago |
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Advisory
Forks found this week: one
Four years ago, the internet told me that if I planted plastic picnic forks in my vegetable garden, the neighborhood critters would find it too uncomfortable for them to walk on. I’m always looking for an easier...
Emergence
Half the lettuce is up. That makes one of us.
I sowed lettuce, spinach, and mustard seed in three separate tidy rows exactly ten days ago. To examine them, I have to get down close to see them breaking through the soil. Thirty seconds down...
Volunteer
A tomato plant and pumpkin growing out of my compost pile. A masterpiece created by AI, because I’m only good at drawing stick figures.
I’ve been building compost piles every year for decades. Twenty-six piles to be exact. I started the la...
Compensation
The first time she got over there I raised the fence. She went under it.
I have nine hens. The buff Orpingtons are Blanche, Rose, and Sophia, which I did on purpose and would do again. The Wyandottes are Diana, Betty, and Flo. The barred r...
Partial
Six years of cutting it by eye. It has never once fit.
Partial shade is printed on plant tags as though it were something a person could go and provide.
I’ve been providing it for six years. I bought the cloth in one large piece, because...
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Fifty years of gardening and a bed by the driveway that has never grown a thing. Aspiring Proverbs 31 woman. Her candle doesn't go out by night. Mine goes out around 8:30.
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