Rusty Eyeball
Existential pep talks, potty mouthed philosophy, strange stories and shenanigans. It's going to get weird in here.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 101 | Founded | 4 years ago | Last Issue | 12 days ago |
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2 Years Ago Today
2 years today our daughter, Maisie Mae, broke her neck leaving her a quadriplegic at the age of 18. I wasn’t going to write anything today, nor have I been writing anything lately. I wasn’t going to even acknowledge that today was the day....
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Mental Fucking Health~ "Red Fred"
Welcome to Mental Fucking Health with Shawn.
Look at this motherfucker here. This is Red Fred. He represents all of our undealt with trauma, suppressed feelings, anxiety, depression, et-fucking-cetera.
We’ve all got a version of him whisp...
Desert Soliloquy
Wanna take a fucking walkie poo through the desert with me?
You’re free to come and go.
A place so silent you can hear your heart,
Enjoy the fucking show.
Isn’t it weird this tiny glass square?
This portal into another place.
High des...
It's Ok to be Ok, Ok?
Sorry, not sorry, to interrupt your doom scrolling and your apocalypse porn but there’s something you need to know right fucking now:
It’s that right now, you are fucking ok.
You know how I know that?
Because if you weren’t ok you wouldn...
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Charles Bukowski fucked Alan Watts & had a love child raised by Dr. Suess aboard a pirate ship. I am that child\ud83d\ude09
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