Clumsyloom
Sara BannermanTales from the deep (South).
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Rotten Bayou Cemetery
Neither Dad nor I know exactly why Mom is determined to be laid to rest above ground. She may be thinking of Hurricane Camille, but she is not thinking of Cousin Leland. She may be recalling how Camille flooded the Gulf Coast and washed man...
May Day
There was a letter in my box at school the other day. Its envelope was sealed with wax and along with the note was a sticker of a luna moth with the words “Dwell in Possibility” across its wings. The letter was a thank-you from a former stu...
A Light Hanging
Danny, my handyman, hung up some string lights in my front yard the other day. It happened to be the same day two children smashed some of the bulbs hanging in my back yard. I told Danny about it since he also hung those lights, almost seve...
Odd Fellows
My dad’s 81-year-old niece tells a poetic account of my ancestor’s arrival to America: he fled after the Jacobite Rebellion of 1745 to the Carolinas but would’ve returned to see his dying mother one last time if he hadn’t arrived at the doc...
Untitled Lawn Story
The gardeners had told the Prince that you couldn't have pigs and flowers, so he decided to have pigs and no flowers. - Saki’s “The Storyteller”
At first I regretted spending that money on a three-for-one deal: mower, blower, and weed ea...
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High school English teacher in Jackson, Mississippi who once found an emu in her backyard.
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