Schwartz Shorts
Eric G. SchwartzI’ve found myself in many amusing situations over the years, and writing about them has become surprisingly enjoyable. I’d love to share my experiences with you. I hope my observations will entertain, inform, and most importantly—make you laugh!
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My Grandma Giveth and the Post Office Delayeth
I’ve got a box of old letters in the basement, waiting for me to read them. They’re from my parents and grandparents, who are all deceased; old girlfriends; and even some friends I’m still in touch with who I could probably blackmail if the...
Nothing Checks All the Boxes of Parental Misery Like Tournament Team Baseball Does
This magnetized photo of Isaac in his T-Ball uniform from 20 years ago hangs on the side of our refrigerator and makes me smile every time I see it.
As the parent of a moderately talented athlete, I had the fantasy of the TV camera focusin...
My LA Fitness Survivor's Guilt
In my early days at LA Fitness, I remember hanging my towel on a hook, placing my toiletry bag over it, and stepping into the shower. Just as I was wrapping up, I heard something crash to the ground. As I opened the curtain, I saw my toilet...
What the Knicks'💙🧡 Miracle Tip-In Win Teaches Us About Job Searching
I don’t watch many regular-season NBA games because many are meaningless, but I do enjoy the NBA playoff season. I never claimed to be a long-suffering Knicks fan, but their story this year made the playoffs even more compelling for me. For...
Comparing Enron and My Flaming Saganaki¹ Cheese Scandal
I remember the day I saw a picture of Andrew Fastow, the mastermind behind Enron’s financial collapse, on the cover of the New York Times. Enron executives used complex accounting loopholes and shell companies to hide billions in debt and i...
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