Champagne Problems
S.H. Hassen| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 20 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 8 months ago |
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the sky falls for you
thunder roars like it has an announcement.
i don't know what rain means to you;
to me, it's clogged drains and curses at the government.
but you run to the window.
every muscle on your face is smiling.
when another announcement rolls f...
I’m too African for this
Strength. What is strength anyway?
For a girl born and raised in the horn of Africa, strength is a language taught before you can pronounce your name. It's a codon shoved into your DNA. It's a tattoo etched before your skin ever tasted a w...
i think i'll lose you in my silence
I am a premature origami;
folded without plan, without strategy
I am a dream retold at dawn,
details slipping faster than memories can pin
I am an ink that refuses to dry,
smudging every time you attempt to trace my lines
I am a cons...
Confessions of a struggling Muslim
There was a version of me that recited Qur'an for 6+ hours per day. There was a version of me that abandoned all worldly affairs to learn about the Deen. There was a version of me that volunteered at the Masjid, managing the library and tut...
How to be the muse
You already failed, baby. When you were born, and it turned out you weren’t me. Peasant behavior, istg.
Anyhoo.
Check out the poem written about me by :
The poem that made me better than all of you
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