Simone Harris
I want to be the poet laureate of your phone.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 33 | Founded | 3 months ago | Last Issue | 14 days ago |
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He was the first guy I had over after the break up.
We’d met in person a few times already, just grabbing a quick coffee before work.
I’m embarrassed to admit I work in coffee and still bought Starbucks on those mornings. I’d dump it as soon as I got in and make myself a proper latte. I jus...
The other girls in my grade looked pretty when they pulled their hair back for gym. High ponytails made their eyes sparkle, exactly how I imagined Californian cheerleaders.
They didn’t have hairy arms, or a line of back hair that connected all the way up to their neck like a zipper.
When I went to my mother to ask for her blessing to start shaving my armpits and legs she said What for? You can hardly see it!...
I was renting a house on a corner property with nothing but grass. By July, the lawn was so dry it coughed when you walked on it. That’s how hot it was that year.
The neighbourhood was mostly abandoned, an old suburb in the former Hollywood hills. The hills behind the hills.
I was retired by that point from writing for television and had just enough money put away to last four more years. I was work...
By the time I arrived there was a queue of twenty or so girls waiting. I scanned the room to see if I was the prettiest, and I wasn't.
There was a girl with long, dark hair who was better looking across all categories. Hair, skin, teeth and bones.
I stomped the snow from my boots and they all looked up. I recognized some faces from go-sees and past jobs, but couldn’t tell...
Back then I felt like there would be one thousand New Year’s Eves to my lifetime. It never occurred to me that they were limited. Rare, even.
The years were a deck of cards and I was convinced I was still holding all of them.
Furthermore, I’d never been warned about a man’s “girl best friend”.
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