Smells Like Monday™
1001 PaperclipsA collection of accidental wisdoms.
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Leaving the Porch Light Off
Dying on your own terms isn’t some romantic last breath by candlelight.
It’s not poetry or violins or a bed surrounded by freshly folded linens. It's not calling in everyone you ever loved for a final monologue. There is no spotlight. No g...
The Quiet Exit
I’ll tell you how it starts. Quietly, with a thought you think is a joke, but it lingers. You’re standing in a room, or maybe at the bottom of the stairs, the way people sometimes pause with a sock half-on. The air is thick with the smell o...
Small Town Festivals
It’s not about the funnel cake. I’ve told myself that. But then I eat it anyway, standing under some rigged-up string lights with powdered sugar falling down my shirt like dandruff from a sugared god.
They call it a festival. Could be for...
The Follicle Shuffle
It starts slow.
One day, a hairline that used to salute the sun decides to retreat. Just a little. A half-inch. Maybe less. You tell yourself it's lighting. Or gravity. Or some rare shampoo fungus they don’t test for.
Meanwhile, your ear...
The Uniform of the Slightly Unwell Man
Nobody talks about how a suit feels at 3:17 p.m. on a Tuesday. Not how it looks. Not how it fits. How it feels.
You’ve been sitting too long. Something’s pinching at the small of your back. The belt you wore because it matches is cutting i...
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