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Something to Read on the Toilet

Sara Gunn!

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What came first? The music or the melancholy? Did I listen to Japanese Breakfast because I was a melancholy brunette? Or was I a melancholy brunette because I listened to Japanese Breakfast?

I recently e...

a year ago
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Fear is Stored in the Butt

Dear Reader,

I’m quite literally shitting myself. The consistency? Thanks for asking. Like if you put too much spinach in a smoothie.

Hold that thought, I just need one second to run to the bathroom. My bathroom doesn't have a fan because...

a year ago
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Ere the Winds

Happy New Year! Welcome to 2025!

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….Please Reader,

Pardon my tardiness to the New Year. I was feeling some hesitancy towards...

a year ago
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All the Way from Queens; Thoughts on Commuting

Dearest Reader,

Why can’t you come up to me? I feel like I am always meeting you, down here, where it is so clearly and unfairly easier for you.

It is once again 4:56 pm. I shed a single tear for the 55-minute commute home I am about to c...

a year ago
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Oh No, Oh Fuck; A Reflection on Current Events and Also a Book Review

Dear Reader,

Ohhhhhh God! Nooooooo!!! Fuck!

I just looked down at my fitness watch, which (brag) also does the news, and it’s telling me that bad things are afoot! Also, that I’m the slowest runner they’ve ever collected data on, and mi...

2 years ago
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