Brace For F*ckery
Steve UppendahlBrace yourself for a collection of my writing about feminism, politics, humor, and whatever moves me.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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The Joy of Drive-By Bombings in High School
Photo by Adrian Dascal on Unsplash
I’ve never been a person with many friends. Honestly, I never needed many. Give me 2–3 loyal buddies and I’m good to go.
In the back half of high school, I hung out with Perry, Jason, and Steve.
Like ma...
Five Things About Me That Probably Make Me An Asshole
Photo by Paolo Estrellado on Unsplash. Oh, yeah? Fuck you, too, buddy.
I’ve long held the popular belief that every person is an asshole from time to time.
We’re human, which means we’re going to make mistakes, and we’re going to do, say,...
What If 62 Million Women Attended An Online Academy To Poison Their Husbands?
Photo by Quino Al on Unsplash. Are you paying attention now, fellas?
A recent CNN story rocked the Internet and the world, reporting on a “Global Rape Academy” where men shared, trained, bragged, and asked about drugging their wives and gi...
11 One-Hit Wonders From The ’80s That I Love
Photo by GN Group on Unsplash. Well, it is sometimes. For these songs, it is, anyway.
Recently, I wrote a listicle called “Nine One-Hit Wonders From the ’80s That I Hate.” It was beyond interesting to see how many people agreed and disagre...
The Leader
Photo by Zac Durant on Unsplash. The view is always cleaner from afar.
Author’s note: I wrote this story 11–12 years ago. I came upon it again by chance. I realized that it’s eerily appropriate for today’s poor excuse of “leadership.”
May...
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Exhausted and disillusioned middle school teacher and high school varsity coach, writer of articles and short stories, with zero fucks to give.
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