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Brace For F*ckery

Steve Uppendahl

Brace yourself for a collection of my writing about feminism, politics, humor, and whatever moves me.

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Over the past year or so, I’ve seen interviews and read articles stating that there are no actual hitmen. I find that idea ludicrous. And boring as hell.

Of course, there are hired kil...

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Movies Deaths That Wrecked Me, Part 2

Screenshot from The Departed, YouTube. Duck, Leo! Fucking duck!

Thanks for coming back for Part 2 of my depressing dive into movie deaths that wrecked me.

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Movies Deaths That Wrecked Me, Part 1

Screenshot from YouTube, Platoon. Elias deserved better. We all did.

It happens in movie after movie after movie. Characters die.

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Our Daughter’s Birth Became a Training Scenario For Our Hospital

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