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Hey Kid, You're Gonna Die!

C. O’Neil

What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, and often makes me laugh inappropriately. I am a triracial writer: Indigenous, White and Black. I write about the gravity and levity of life, and all the places in between. Come explore with me. No maps allowed.

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    Writer. Artist. Dreamer. Elusive woodland creature prone to flights of fancy. Mixed-race Indigenous. Horse listener. Relative. Collector of words, pens and books. BA, Vermont College/UI&U. Published online, print & audio.

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