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Streams of Crunchiness

Your server, Kevin Hayden

The finest drive-up cuisine of drive-by politics and cultural comfort foods. Free range fare, vocally sourced. Prepared in a facility containing nuts.

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It was the Bullshittiest of Times. It was the Deadliest of Times.

Fair and balanced ain’t what it used to be. Blind justice, impartial settling of legal disputes in the highest court of the land has rarely been achieved. Not since the court told us back in the 1800s that corporations were people, with its...

a month ago
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MAD AS HELL Americans are, for reasons

Note to readers: we all skip reading links because we get busy. For this missive, please skim the first 3 paragraphs of each, at least. Gracias.

The gloves are coming off because the wheels of our government are careening off. It’s put...

3 months ago
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First American Pope was lectured to support our war habits

The goons at the White House aren’t content to torture immigrants, documented and undocumented, or to violate the Constitutional protections of US citizens.

They’ve gone to next level mobster stuff.

»» Letters from Leo can now ind...

4 months ago
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Doom Scrolling b/c there's just so much Doom

Oh I do take time off from daily consideration of the mounting pile of corpses, the remnants of purposeful and useful lives that were loved till they were blown to smithereens. It’s called self care. But I know behind the desktop monitor ba...

5 months ago
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Deflecting your Attention and Curing your Tension

For starters, and to deflect attention from the inhumane war our youngers have to fight at the behest of a highly incompetent man so out-of-touch with the real reality world that he can dismiss the present gas shock as mere ‘blips’ that sho...

5 months ago
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