Tap Water Sommelier
Konstantin AsimonovA personal blog where I sometimes discuss obscure fiction and sometimes post my own fiction for you to discuss.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 67 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 4 months ago |
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BOOK ONION, FALL 2025
Hello,
This is a semiannual letter where I list my favorite Substack posts of the last half-year. For reasons of supreme silliness, I present it as a fake awards show called Book Onion (because layers, and pages, and metaphors). The laurea...
Fiends
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This, as you can guess, is the last post of the year. This is normally where one would sum up all kinds of year-long results, from the books they’ve read to the accomplishments they’re not ashamed to share.
I did read a decent amo...
Fiction｜Songs of a Tiny Goat
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I’ve been a bad Substacker lately. Some of the reasons for that you might learn soon, and some are just plain laziness. But I knew I had to write at least one more post in December, and I knew it had to be fiction. Unfortunately, I...
The Great Russian Novel
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I love the concept of the “Great American Novel.” The term was coined in the second half of the XIX century, when American literature, still in its swaddling clothes, sought not only to produce significant works of art but also to s...
The ripples
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It’s been two years.
They’ve been hard on everybody, haven’t they? It happened two years ago, but the ripples of this event will continue to pass through us for decades to come. An attack in a synagogue. A shooting at a bus station...
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