The Adult Orphan
The Adult Orphan~AO\ud83c\udf2d\ud83d\udca5, Brandon EllrichPart time writer, full time procrastinator. Looking to read new writers and share some of my own. so far I have been working on a collection of short stories about my life, poems of the same, and I have a very rough sci fi outline.
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Leather Spine
My skin cracks and folds
Stories each line holds
I wear my wrinkles like jewels
Botox and fillers for fools
Time tells no lies
Cellulite fills my thighs
Breaking bread with friends
None of us are considered tens
My laugh lin...
America the Beautiful, Wasteland.
Bombs drone out the sounds of children's laughter.
We're winning!
A school is decimated with 200 tiny ~~lives~~ inside.
We're winning!
A war is waged for no reason other than hubris.
We're winning!
Make America Great Again! The hoards...
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Chapter 32. Ginger-Bed Man
“Since I’ve come on home, well my body’s been a mess. And I’ve missed your ginger hair, And the way you used to dress. Won’t you come on over” Stop making a fool out of me?” – Amy Winehouse
After matching with countless men on dating sites...
Chapter 22. More MOMMY More Problems (MMMP)
A gif my mother sent me 2 years ago after she stopped responding to my texts…. my name is not louis lol
“Every tragedy can teach us a lesson, but not every lesson needs to be learned in such a way.”
- AO
After my time in Key west, I wa...
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Part time writer, full time procrastinator. Although I do have parents, ever since I came out as Bi we have gone non contact with eachother. This account will be dedicated to processing rejection from the love that should have been unconditional.\ud83d\udc9c
Writer, musician, baker, cat dad, and SO gay. Whether you like reading articles, listening to podcasts, or watching Live videos, I do it all.
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