The Adult Orphan
The Adult Orphan~AO, Brandon EllrichPart time writer, full time procrastinator. Looking to read new writers and share some of my own. so far I have been working on a collection of short stories about my life, poems of the same, and I have a very rough sci fi outline.
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Dust
Time to rest your bones,
They're bound to get osteoporosis if you keep worrying like you do.
Take a seat on the floor,
Breath in the dust that you can't wait to clean.
It's mostly made of you anywho.
The dust that is....
Enjoy t...
The Winds Howl
The wind howls outside my window.
This night is louder than most.
It's not as dangerous as the sound would have you believe.
The wind can destroy homes.
But it's also necessary to spread seeds.
The wind can send a shiver down your...
Make Yourself at Home
I'm finally home
A whole house all my own
Years of moving has taken its toll
My flesh relocated, outpaced by my soul
Nomad life was fun for a bit
But after all that walking I just wanna sit
I wasn't built to always be on the go...
Glitter On My Eyes
It took me two days to get to Colorado from San Fran, I really didn't waste much time taking in the scenery. This drive was about getting to the new house I purchased a month ago, and hadn't been able to sleep in yet. Right after buying the...
Leather Spine
My skin cracks and folds
Stories each line holds
I wear my wrinkles like jewels
Botox and fillers for fools
Time tells no lies
Cellulite fills my thighs
Breaking bread with friends
None of us are considered tens
My laugh lin...
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Part time writer, full time procrastinator. Although I do have parents, ever since I came out as Bi we have gone non contact with eachother. This account will be dedicated to processing rejection from the love that should have been unconditional.\ud83d\udc9c
Writer, musician, baker, cat dad, and SO gay. Whether you like reading articles, listening to podcasts, or watching Live videos, I do it all.
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