The Awkward Turtle
Making sense of life, wardrobe, and everything in between \ud83d\udc22
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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Reflections on (almost) 75 days of getting dressed
For the best experience, I’d encourage you to view this newsletter in the Substack App. It’s a long one, but worth it. I promise ☺️.
I have to preface this by saying that getting dressed for 75 days and documenting it is no easy feat. I ma...
In Case You Missed It: Looks & Books ✨🐢
I thought this series deserved a newsletter! + For the best experience, I’d encourage you to view this in the Substack App.
I’m also here to challenge you to try it for yourself. You set your own rules around the kinds of books you’d like...
The 75 Hard Style Challenge (Continued)
I can’t believe I’ve made it to week 8 of (trying) to get dressed every day. I don’t have any thoughts to share after a difficult week, but made I through by God’s grace (so yay). Let’s get straight into the looks ☺️
Here’s a round-...
I started the 75 Hard Style Challenge
Hello,
It’s been a hot minute, but I am back ☺️.
You know me…I’m always in a reflective mood, and I suppose my only resolution for 2026 was to say yes more to doing the things that scare me.
One of those things was documenting my style...
The Great Pivot
Hello,
I hope you’re easing well into 2026.
When I started this Substack, I had very clear ideas about what it would be. I was going to document my life as an awkward turtle—my adventures, my mishaps, all of it. I had an entire year m...
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