Home of Truth
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 724 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 4 days ago |
| Active | |||||
Read this Newsletter
borowitzreport.comLatest Issues
McConnell Bolts Upright in Terror as JD Vance Enters Hospital Room
Andrew Harnik/Getty Images
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an incident that astonished his medical staff, on Wednesday Senator Mitch McConnell bolted upright in terror after JD Vance entered his hospital room.
McConnell, who had been...
How To Fix Soccer by Donald Trump
FIFA President Gianni Infantino explains a piece of soccer equipment to a new fan of the sport. (Photo by Jim WATSON / AFP)
TBR WORLD CUP EXCLUSIVE—The Borowitz Report has obtained the following late-night message from Donald J. Trump...
WTF is Kristi Noem Doing?
Michael Gonzalez/Getty Images
Whatever happened to Kristi Noem?
I found myself thinking about our erstwhile DHS secretary/puppy exterminator over the weekend during Donald Trump’s incoherent commie-bashing mixtape at Mount Rushmore. Six y...
Trump Says His Funeral Will Draw Much Bigger Crowd Than Ayatollah’s
AFP
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump boasted on Monday that his funeral will draw a “much bigger crowd” than that of the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
“The so-called Ayatollah, who was a loser and a terrible person, got a pathet...
Who's Crazier: George III or Trump?
TBR Sunday Read
As the USA marks its 250th birthday, let’s take a moment to ask: was Britain’s “Mad King,” George III, really so nuts?
Key Facts
Audience Metrics
Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for The Borowitz Report.
| Subscribers | Engagement | 99 | Monthly Web Visits | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Accepts Sponsors | Estimated Cost per Ad | ||||
SEO Reach
Where The Borowitz Report ranks on Google, and how much search traffic it brings in.
| Ranked Keywords | 635 | Monthly Search Traffic | Top Keywords |
|---|
Chart Rankings
How this newsletter ranks in the official Substack charts.
| #9 | |
| #8 |
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
I'm a writer, comedian, and creator of The Borowitz Report, a news satire site published since 2001.
Former electrical engineer turned professional comedy writer fighting the power joyfully. If you're as angry about the state of the world as I am, come have a laugh with me.
From a country you misspell. WGA and Peabody Award-winning writer and comedian for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The New Yorker and More!
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for The Borowitz Report?
You can find recent issues that have been published by The Borowitz Report on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does The Borowitz Report have?
To see how many people subscribe to The Borowitz Report, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in The Borowitz Report?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch The Borowitz Report as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like The Borowitz Report?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact The Borowitz Report using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters related to The Borowitz Report?
Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like The Borowitz Report. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact The Borowitz Report?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.