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Tommy Tuberville Opposes Contraception and All Other Polysyllabic Words
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Explaining his opposition to birth control, Senator Tommy Tuberville said on Tuesday that he opposes contraception and all other words with more than one syllable.
“I see the word...
Susan Collins Challenges Democratic Rival to Pearl-clutching Contest
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Throwing down the gauntlet in her reelection campaign, on Wednesday Senator Susan Collins challenged her Democratic rival, Troy Jackson, to what she called a “live, televised pear...
RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it the “most shocking conspiracy” he has ever unearthed, on Tuesday Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed that his mind is being controlled by a moron.
“I don’t know exactly how my...
In Major Breakthrough, Israel and Hamas Agree that Kushner is a Dick
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THE MIDDLE EAST (The Borowitz Report)—In what some experts are hailing as a major breakthrough, on Monday representatives of Israel and Hamas agreed that Jared Kushner is a dick.
“We don’t agr...
The Perfect Replacement for Karoline Leavitt
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The current White House has an impressively deep bench of liars. But it will be hard for Donald Trump to find one as prolific as that firehose of falsehoods, Karoline Leavitt.
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I'm a writer, comedian, and creator of The Borowitz Report, a news satire site published since 2001.
Editorial cartoonist, and creator of the animated short "Open Windows"
Former electrical engineer turned professional comedy writer fighting the power joyfully. If you're as angry about the state of the world as I am, come have a laugh with me.
From a country you misspell. Author of “America, Let Me In: A Choose Your Immigration Story.” WGA and Peabody Award-winning writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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