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Ayatollah Names Trump Employee of the Month
The Andy Borowitz Show
It’s been a horrific week for the intermittently conscious Donald Trump aka Julius Geezer, who turned 80 but doesn’t look a day over 110. As the Reflecting Pool continues to Make Algae Grow Again, his second term is...
Ayatollah’s ‘Art of the Deal’ Becomes #1 Bestseller
TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In an astounding achievement for a first-time author, on Wednesday Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei nabbed the #1 spot on the New York Times bestsellers list with a business book entitled The Art of the Deal.
The pub...
Iran Agrees to End War in Exchange for Never Having to Talk to JD Vance Again
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As part of its framework deal with the US, on Monday the Islamic Republic of Iran agreed to cease all hostilities in exchange for never having to talk to Vice President JD Vance a...
Trump Turns Eighty But Claims He Has Brain of Four-year-old
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Taking his milestone birthday in stride, on Sunday Donald J. Trump told reporters, “I may be eighty, but I have the brain of a four-year-old.”
“People who think I’m too ol...
The One Founding Father Who Would Have Been Into This UFC Fight Thing
TBR Sunday Read
TBR EXCLUSIVE: Since its announcement last year, Donald J. Trump’s “Freedom 250” UFC fight has sparked the ire of patriots and people on BlueSky who want to argue about something. (So, people on BlueSky.)
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