The Broom Closet Briefing
The Broom Closet Briefing, Heart Astrology, Elisabeth Grace, Lawrence Winnerman, Grey Galaxie, Ayana Madrone \ud83c\udf3bPolitical divination meets investigative intuition. Tarot and astrology as tools of analysis, resistance, and forecast. A Substack for those who crave both meaning and receipts.
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Political divination through tarot, astrology, and Lenormand—"Divination journalism" decoded through symbolism, history, myth, and pattern. A liminal space of creative speech. Learn acronym BFTYS: Broom Fucking Told You So. You’ll be using it a lot.
Astrologer, Buddhist, Tea Master, Feng Shui practitioner, 32º Free Mason, Philosopher. Not necessarily in that order. A dad of 4 and a free tangent writer trained by the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics.
Astrologer for smart people. Alma mater Wellesley. "EG is the Heather Cox Richardson of astrology!" says Avid Reader Ellen. Astrology reveals meaning and order beneath life's seemingly random chaos. Book a personal consultation.
Queer sci-fi author writing The Hinge & The Near Field—essays on how democracy bends, fiction on where it lands. Now: Rewiring the Republic—43 repairs, mild to wild. COO @ Blue Amp Media. Co-host, The Daily Whatever Show. Gay AF \ud83c\udff3️\ud83c\udf08
Astrology & Politics had a baby...and it was me. Cosmic Chaos is for witches, rebels, mystics, and pattern-watchers tracking the sky, the state, and the propaganda fog. Political Astrology| Witch | Mother\ud83e\uddff
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