The Broom Closet Briefing
The Broom Closet Briefing, Heart Astrology, Elisabeth Grace, Grey GalaxiePolitical divination meets investigative intuition. Tarot and astrology as tools of analysis, resistance, and forecast. A Substack for those who crave both meaning and receipts.
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Tangerine’s July Forecast: The Body Enters the Chat
Pasta politics served with a side of chaos
Some Tarot spreads can drag the man’s actual body to the center of the table like a subpoena with swollen ankles. This July forecast for Tangerine does not feel like a clean “administration update...
Episode #12: The Summer of 2026, a conversation with Astrologer Elisabeth Grace of WHYNOWNEWS
This conversation started with a flat tire, because apparently the universe enjoys opening political astrology episodes with slapstick symbolism. Broom was supposed to sit down with astrologer Elizabeth Grace for a discussion about the Summ...
Broom and Astrologer EG from WHYNOWNEWS
In this episode, Broom sits down with astrologer Elizabeth Grace, also known as EG, the writer behind WHYNOW News, for a sprawling, deliciously unhinged-but-coherent conversation about astrology, politics, omens, Trump, Vance, July 2026, Me...
The Tower at the End: A Tarot Storyboard of Tangerine’s Exit
When and how will he be removed?
When I pulled this storyboard on how Tangerine goes or gets removed, I expected the usual political ingredients: scandal, betrayal, bad polling, legal pressure, maybe a few Republican rats politely pretendi...
Tangerine’s Versailles Cosplay: The MOU, The Victory Lap, And The Knives Already Out
A shiny Iran MOU, a Versailles fantasy, and a MAGA revolt already sharpening its knives behind the victory parade.
My goal this month is to bring 50 more paid subscribers into The Broom Closet Briefing. That’s it. That’s the spell. This li...
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Political divination through tarot, astrology, and Lenormand—"Divination journalism" decoded through symbolism, history, myth, and pattern. A liminal space of creative speech. Learn acronym BFTYS: Broom Fucking Told You So. You’ll be using it a lot.
Astrologer, Buddhist, Tea Master, Feng Shui practitioner, 32º Free Mason, Philosopher. Not necessarily in that order. A dad of 4 and a free tangent writer trained by the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics.
Astrologer for smart people. Alma mater Wellesley. "EG is the Heather Cox Richardson of astrology!" says Avid Reader Ellen. Astrology reveals meaning and order beneath life's seemingly random chaos. Book a personal consultation.
Astrology & Politics had a baby...and it was me. Cosmic Chaos is for witches, rebels, mystics, and pattern-watchers tracking the sky, the state, and the propaganda fog. Political Astrology| Witch | Mother\ud83e\uddff
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